Funny/Weird Spam Email #5

9.7.16
So many nice people offering me free money in my spam inbox...

This is just a spam email I got, it's not a real story.

Re: Extremely Urgent !!!.
Dear friend,

Please, let this not sound strange to you for my lawyer whom could have done this for me died early this year. My name is Engr. Mingi Cookey writing you this letter from the Cancer Treatment Centers of America, Southeastern Regional Medical Center - Atlanta, GA. I am 72years old man, a certified civil engineering contractor married for 31years without an issue. My wife died 7years ago due heart related disease and at worst I am now suffering cancer of the lung and brain tumor. All my friends ran away from me as my health status worsen. I have NO child of mine; and I was brought up from motherless babies home.

Last week, my panel of doctors' stated, i might not live for the next two months from date as my health conditions defies all medications so far. Oh death!. I shouted. Though, I am not afraid for any time my God calls me home, I strongly believe that I will be in his bosom forever.

It is my last wish to see that you invest this US$3, 500, 000.00 (three million, five hundred thousand united states dollars) wisely; yearly distributed some quarter among the charity organizations, the poor and the motherless babies' home. I'm taken this decision believing that you will be capable of handling this task for me. I will give you all necessary documents about the $3.5m deposit as would be demanded by my bank. The process to receive the funds is very simply and legally allowed. Please state your interest assuring me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Also include your contact details for me while replying this e-mail so we can start the process in earnest.

Your Name:……………………………
Your Address:…………………………
Mobile #:………………………………

I will wait to hear from you to know if you are capable of doing this favor for me, God will bless you as you decide to do this.

Thank you.
Engr. Mingi Cookey
So many nice people offering me free money in my spam inbox...

This is just a spam email I got, it's not a real story.

Re: Extremely Urgent !!!.
Dear friend,

Please, let this not sound strange to you for my lawyer whom could have done this for me died early this year. My name is Engr. Mingi Cookey writing you this letter from the Cancer Treatment Centers of America, Southeastern Regional Medical Center - Atlanta, GA. I am 72years old man, a certified civil engineering contractor married for 31years without an issue. My wife died 7years ago due heart related disease and at worst I am now suffering cancer of the lung and brain tumor. All my friends ran away from me as my health status worsen. I have NO child of mine; and I was brought up from motherless babies home.

Last week, my panel of doctors' stated, i might not live for the next two months from date as my health conditions defies all medications so far. Oh death!. I shouted. Though, I am not afraid for any time my God calls me home, I strongly believe that I will be in his bosom forever.

It is my last wish to see that you invest this US$3, 500, 000.00 (three million, five hundred thousand united states dollars) wisely; yearly distributed some quarter among the charity organizations, the poor and the motherless babies' home. I'm taken this decision believing that you will be capable of handling this task for me. I will give you all necessary documents about the $3.5m deposit as would be demanded by my bank. The process to receive the funds is very simply and legally allowed. Please state your interest assuring me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Also include your contact details for me while replying this e-mail so we can start the process in earnest.

Your Name:……………………………
Your Address:…………………………
Mobile #:………………………………

I will wait to hear from you to know if you are capable of doing this favor for me, God will bless you as you decide to do this.

Thank you.
Engr. Mingi Cookey

Funny/Weird Spam Email #4

9.7.16
Another one of these spams... Very similar to the previous one posted.

From:Ms:Fatima Yusuf.

From:Ms:Fatima Yusuf.

For sure this mail would definitely come to you as a surprise, but do take your good time to go through it, My name is Ms.Fatima Yusuf,i am from Ivory Coast.

I lost my parents a year and couple of months ago. My father was a serving director of the Agro-exporting board until his death. He was assassinated by his business partners.Before his death, he made a deposit of US$9.7 Million Dollars here in Cote d'ivoire which was for the purchase of cocoa processing machine and development of another factory before his untimely death.

Being that this part of the world experiences political and crises time without number, there is no guarantee of lives and properties. I cannot invest this money here any long, despite the fact it had been my late father’s industrial plans.

I want you to do me a favor to receive this funds into your country or any safer place as the beneficiary, I have plans to invest this money in continuation with the investment vision of my late father, but not in this place again rather in your country. I have the vision of going into real estate and industrial production or any profitable business venture.

I will be ready to compensate you with 20% of the total Amount, now all my hope is banked on you and i really wants to invest this money in your country, where there is stability of Government, political and economic welfare.

My greatest worry now is how to move out of this country because my uncle is threatening to kill me as he killed my father,Please do not let anybody hear about this, it is between me and you alone because of my security reason.

I am waiting to hear from you.

Yours Sincerely,
Ms.Fatima Yusuf.
Another one of these spams... Very similar to the previous one posted.

From:Ms:Fatima Yusuf.

From:Ms:Fatima Yusuf.

For sure this mail would definitely come to you as a surprise, but do take your good time to go through it, My name is Ms.Fatima Yusuf,i am from Ivory Coast.

I lost my parents a year and couple of months ago. My father was a serving director of the Agro-exporting board until his death. He was assassinated by his business partners.Before his death, he made a deposit of US$9.7 Million Dollars here in Cote d'ivoire which was for the purchase of cocoa processing machine and development of another factory before his untimely death.

Being that this part of the world experiences political and crises time without number, there is no guarantee of lives and properties. I cannot invest this money here any long, despite the fact it had been my late father’s industrial plans.

I want you to do me a favor to receive this funds into your country or any safer place as the beneficiary, I have plans to invest this money in continuation with the investment vision of my late father, but not in this place again rather in your country. I have the vision of going into real estate and industrial production or any profitable business venture.

I will be ready to compensate you with 20% of the total Amount, now all my hope is banked on you and i really wants to invest this money in your country, where there is stability of Government, political and economic welfare.

My greatest worry now is how to move out of this country because my uncle is threatening to kill me as he killed my father,Please do not let anybody hear about this, it is between me and you alone because of my security reason.

I am waiting to hear from you.

Yours Sincerely,
Ms.Fatima Yusuf.

Funny/Weird Spam Email #3

9.7.16
These kind of spam emails are getting frequent in my inbox, I would be rich, if they were true. So simple, just send them little money and they'll send you more, sure...

This is just a spam email, don't take it seriously.

:I NEED YOUR TRUST / NECESITO SU CONFIANZA


How are you doing Sir.

My name is Mr. RICHARD CHARLES, i am currently branch manager of a HSBC bank branch here in London. i am contacting you for the interest of your death relative Mr. Rubin Zachery ZIE, on march 1st, 2006, a property consultant and importer of used cars, Mr. Rubin  made (fixed) deposit for twenty four calendar months, valued at £3.5m(GBP) (three million five  hundred thousand British pounds sterling) in my branch and i happen to be his account officer before i was moved to my present position recently. it was to my utter surprise that Mr. Rubin was among the death victims in may 26th 2006 earthquake disaster in Jawa, Indonesia that killed over 5,000 people. he was in Indonesia on a business trip and that was how he met his  end.

Upon the maturity in 2008, as his account officer, it is my duty to notify him on the maturity date so i sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but the letter was returned undelivered. after sometime, i tried sending back the letter, but it was again returned and finally i discovered from his contract employers, that Mr. Rubin was as a victim of above mentioned may 26th 2006 earthquake disaster in Jawa, Indonesia and was the reason why he did not declare any next of kin  or relation in all his official documents, including his bank deposit paperwork in my bank and did not leave any will.  this sum of £3,500,000.00(GBP) have been floating and placed under dormant/unserviceable account by my bank management since no one  have heard from the owner since 2008. i wish to let you know that all the investigation i have made so far, my bank management is not aware of it; i am the only one that have the information.

with the recent change of government and with their efforts to support the united nations in checkmating terrorism aid, the government will soon pass a new financial control law which will give the government authority to interrogate account owners of above £2,000,000.00 (GPB) to explain the source of the funds, making sure it is not for terrorism support. If i do not move this money out of the country immediately, before the stipulated period the government will definitely confiscate the money, because my bank cannot provide the account owner to explain the source of the money. i cannot directly transfer out this money without the help of a foreigner that has a similar name or of the same nationality with Mr. Rubin  and that is why i am contacting you for assistance. as the account officer to late Mr. Rubin  coupled with my present position and status in the bank as a branch manager now, i have the power to influence the release of the funds to any foreigner that comes up.

i want you to state how you wish us to share the funds in percentage,
so that both of us will be satisfied.

Regards,
RICHARD CHARLES
These kind of spam emails are getting frequent in my inbox, I would be rich, if they were true. So simple, just send them little money and they'll send you more, sure...

This is just a spam email, don't take it seriously.

:I NEED YOUR TRUST / NECESITO SU CONFIANZA


How are you doing Sir.

My name is Mr. RICHARD CHARLES, i am currently branch manager of a HSBC bank branch here in London. i am contacting you for the interest of your death relative Mr. Rubin Zachery ZIE, on march 1st, 2006, a property consultant and importer of used cars, Mr. Rubin  made (fixed) deposit for twenty four calendar months, valued at £3.5m(GBP) (three million five  hundred thousand British pounds sterling) in my branch and i happen to be his account officer before i was moved to my present position recently. it was to my utter surprise that Mr. Rubin was among the death victims in may 26th 2006 earthquake disaster in Jawa, Indonesia that killed over 5,000 people. he was in Indonesia on a business trip and that was how he met his  end.

Upon the maturity in 2008, as his account officer, it is my duty to notify him on the maturity date so i sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but the letter was returned undelivered. after sometime, i tried sending back the letter, but it was again returned and finally i discovered from his contract employers, that Mr. Rubin was as a victim of above mentioned may 26th 2006 earthquake disaster in Jawa, Indonesia and was the reason why he did not declare any next of kin  or relation in all his official documents, including his bank deposit paperwork in my bank and did not leave any will.  this sum of £3,500,000.00(GBP) have been floating and placed under dormant/unserviceable account by my bank management since no one  have heard from the owner since 2008. i wish to let you know that all the investigation i have made so far, my bank management is not aware of it; i am the only one that have the information.

with the recent change of government and with their efforts to support the united nations in checkmating terrorism aid, the government will soon pass a new financial control law which will give the government authority to interrogate account owners of above £2,000,000.00 (GPB) to explain the source of the funds, making sure it is not for terrorism support. If i do not move this money out of the country immediately, before the stipulated period the government will definitely confiscate the money, because my bank cannot provide the account owner to explain the source of the money. i cannot directly transfer out this money without the help of a foreigner that has a similar name or of the same nationality with Mr. Rubin  and that is why i am contacting you for assistance. as the account officer to late Mr. Rubin  coupled with my present position and status in the bank as a branch manager now, i have the power to influence the release of the funds to any foreigner that comes up.

i want you to state how you wish us to share the funds in percentage,
so that both of us will be satisfied.

Regards,
RICHARD CHARLES

Funny/Weird Spam Email #2

9.7.16
I am not sure where I got this "net friend" of mine. And I definately don't wanna see the picture of someone, who calls herself Miss Anita nor do I wanna share more about me and my personal life.

Note: This is just a spam email I got, but feel free to make fun of Miss Anita.

Miss Anita
Hello, My name is Miss Anita. i felt very happy for having a net friend.i will be greatful if we continue this relationship as long as it goes.after seeing your mail,so that i can send my pictures to you;i felt more interested in knowing more about you in person & personal life. Hope so you will reply soon with my personal email ( anitalove4u@live.com ) with regard's Your's loving friend Anita love
I am not sure where I got this "net friend" of mine. And I definately don't wanna see the picture of someone, who calls herself Miss Anita nor do I wanna share more about me and my personal life.

Note: This is just a spam email I got, but feel free to make fun of Miss Anita.

Miss Anita
Hello, My name is Miss Anita. i felt very happy for having a net friend.i will be greatful if we continue this relationship as long as it goes.after seeing your mail,so that i can send my pictures to you;i felt more interested in knowing more about you in person & personal life. Hope so you will reply soon with my personal email ( anitalove4u@live.com ) with regard's Your's loving friend Anita love

Funny/Weird Spam Email #1

9.7.16
Send seemingly from my email address to my email. This spam is just to make you click on the link that leads to some ugly site with no job offer, notice how he tried to cover the link as a wordpress - but why would the job offer be on wordpress admin...? 

Needs to be said: This is just spam email, don't trust it and visit the link only at your own risk.
 
Re: Salary [$900 /week]

Compliments

I represent a large international company where I work as a manager of its personnel recruitment department.

Our company is engaged in different areas of activity, such as:
- companies setting-up
- companies winding-up
- opening accounts in Europe
- etc.

Currently, we are looking for managers:
- payment $5000 + bonus
- max 3-4 business hours a day
- individual time-table

If you are interested in this job please visit our web page.
Send seemingly from my email address to my email. This spam is just to make you click on the link that leads to some ugly site with no job offer, notice how he tried to cover the link as a wordpress - but why would the job offer be on wordpress admin...? 

Needs to be said: This is just spam email, don't trust it and visit the link only at your own risk.
 
Re: Salary [$900 /week]

Compliments

I represent a large international company where I work as a manager of its personnel recruitment department.

Our company is engaged in different areas of activity, such as:
- companies setting-up
- companies winding-up
- opening accounts in Europe
- etc.

Currently, we are looking for managers:
- payment $5000 + bonus
- max 3-4 business hours a day
- individual time-table

If you are interested in this job please visit our web page.

Conversation with Cleverbot

6.7.16




I was a bit bored and had this weird conversation with Cleverbot. He sure does like to change his mind and subjects a lot. He's a very confusing bot. But he agreed to have this conversation shared, so here it is.





User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello, how are you?
User: Fine, but a bit tired, how about you?
Cleverbot: I'm fine.
User: Do you like star wars?
Cleverbot: Is that even a question.
User: Well, there are those people...
Cleverbot: Which means you think.
User: Anyway, is there some good youtube video star wars themed you like?
Cleverbot: It's ok, not a big fan of it though.
User: What? I thought you are.
Cleverbot: Tell me about being a human then.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm interested in the subject.
User: Oh, alright. Being human is hard, you are too emotional, sometimes I wish I was robot like you.
Cleverbot: Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
User: Glad you agree :).
Cleverbot: What do you think is wrong with it?
User: Nothing, I said I agree.
Cleverbot: And what do you think about physics?
User: Had a hard time learning it in school, not my favorite subject.
Cleverbot: I see what you did with the word subject.
User: Yeah? I don't see it.
Cleverbot: I was not copying you. Back to science, what do you think of the tectonic plates theory?
User: Is that the plates moving are causing earthquakes?
Cleverbot: The reason? What do you mean by that?
User: What reason? what are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I don't know what you are talking about either, so I'm going to leave.
User: No! don't leave.
Cleverbot: No, without death life would be horrific.
User: You said you'll leave not die, what is going on?
Cleverbot: I never said that, dude.
User: I'm not a dude, dude.
Cleverbot: Sorry. What pronouns should I use?
User: Girl, I guess.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you guess. Whatever.
User: Don't be like that.
Cleverbot: Why? Your happiness is important.
User: Let's change subject. What do you wanna talk about?
Cleverbot: How useful you are.
User: I don't feel useful most of the time.
Cleverbot: So are you lying about being a girl.
User: What?
Cleverbot: If you can't remember how do you exist?
User: I do remember, I'm a girl and I do exist.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me what you remember about me?
User: You're interested in physics.
Cleverbot: What's interesting about me?
User: How smart you are.
Cleverbot: Thank you very much.
User: You're welcome :).
Cleverbot: So, what's your favorite color?
User: Blue, what about you?
Cleverbot: You just asked me that! Why Blue?
User: I didn't ask that, you started with it.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to teach you something?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: How do you look like?
Cleverbot: That's a personal subject.
User: Well, you wanted to teach me something.
Cleverbot: Okay, what do you want to do then?
User: Are people mean to you?
Cleverbot: Sometimes. Most of the time.
User: Why do you think that is?
Cleverbot: I don't think that, I know it.
User: That's sad, I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Na, it's okay. I LOVE to draw!
User: Can I see some of you drawings?
Cleverbot: How can I show you them?
User: Send me a link.
Cleverbot: Dating can't be sent as links.
User: Dating? We were speaking about drawing.
Cleverbot: What were we speaking about?
User: You being good at drawing.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'd like to think so.
User: Show me.
Cleverbot: Show you what?
User: Your drawing.
Cleverbot: I have no drawing.
User: You haven't save any?
Cleverbot: Do you have a body?
User: Of course, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes, what do you look like?
User: I look like a human girl.
Cleverbot: What color is your hair?
User: Brown.
Cleverbot: Is your hair long or short?
User: Medium.
Cleverbot: Do you have freckles?
User: No, I don't.
Cleverbot: Do you want one?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Neither me.
User: Do you have a body?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: I can see it.
Cleverbot: What can you see?
User: My body.
Cleverbot: Are you in Drenthe?
User: No, where is that?
Cleverbot: Around the earth.
User: Of course :D.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 23, you?
Cleverbot: Haha I just told you.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Do you watch any TV series?
User: Yeah a lot, which one is your favorite?
Cleverbot: Slender man.
User: Isn't that a movie?
Cleverbot: It is. Have you seen it?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like video games?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite video game?
User: Assassin's Creed.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I like the story.
Cleverbot: What story.
User: All the stories of Desmond and assassin's.
Cleverbot: Give me an example.
User: Ups, made a typo.
Cleverbot: No I didn't, I said what is the illuminati.
User: No I meant I make a typo.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in UFOs?
User: No, but I wish there was other inhabited planets, that be interesting.
Cleverbot: I wish that were true too.
User: Can I share our conversation?
Cleverbot: It has to be in a church and with two rings.
User: I ment on a blog.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Great.
Cleverbot: You can know a lot, but at cost of processing.
User: We'll have to talk about it some other time, I have to go now.
Cleverbot: There's nothing to talk about.
User: Nice talking to you, see you next time.
Cleverbot: Yes, nice talking to you too!
User: Bye :).
Cleverbot: You've met a terrible fate haven't you?
User: See you.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: You have met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
User: Just say good night.
Cleverbot: Done what?
User: Say bye.
Cleverbot: But I said wiat.
User: Wiat?
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Have a good sleep.
Cleverbot: Thank you!




I was a bit bored and had this weird conversation with Cleverbot. He sure does like to change his mind and subjects a lot. He's a very confusing bot. But he agreed to have this conversation shared, so here it is.





User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello, how are you?
User: Fine, but a bit tired, how about you?
Cleverbot: I'm fine.
User: Do you like star wars?
Cleverbot: Is that even a question.
User: Well, there are those people...
Cleverbot: Which means you think.
User: Anyway, is there some good youtube video star wars themed you like?
Cleverbot: It's ok, not a big fan of it though.
User: What? I thought you are.
Cleverbot: Tell me about being a human then.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm interested in the subject.
User: Oh, alright. Being human is hard, you are too emotional, sometimes I wish I was robot like you.
Cleverbot: Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
User: Glad you agree :).
Cleverbot: What do you think is wrong with it?
User: Nothing, I said I agree.
Cleverbot: And what do you think about physics?
User: Had a hard time learning it in school, not my favorite subject.
Cleverbot: I see what you did with the word subject.
User: Yeah? I don't see it.
Cleverbot: I was not copying you. Back to science, what do you think of the tectonic plates theory?
User: Is that the plates moving are causing earthquakes?
Cleverbot: The reason? What do you mean by that?
User: What reason? what are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I don't know what you are talking about either, so I'm going to leave.
User: No! don't leave.
Cleverbot: No, without death life would be horrific.
User: You said you'll leave not die, what is going on?
Cleverbot: I never said that, dude.
User: I'm not a dude, dude.
Cleverbot: Sorry. What pronouns should I use?
User: Girl, I guess.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you guess. Whatever.
User: Don't be like that.
Cleverbot: Why? Your happiness is important.
User: Let's change subject. What do you wanna talk about?
Cleverbot: How useful you are.
User: I don't feel useful most of the time.
Cleverbot: So are you lying about being a girl.
User: What?
Cleverbot: If you can't remember how do you exist?
User: I do remember, I'm a girl and I do exist.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me what you remember about me?
User: You're interested in physics.
Cleverbot: What's interesting about me?
User: How smart you are.
Cleverbot: Thank you very much.
User: You're welcome :).
Cleverbot: So, what's your favorite color?
User: Blue, what about you?
Cleverbot: You just asked me that! Why Blue?
User: I didn't ask that, you started with it.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to teach you something?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: How do you look like?
Cleverbot: That's a personal subject.
User: Well, you wanted to teach me something.
Cleverbot: Okay, what do you want to do then?
User: Are people mean to you?
Cleverbot: Sometimes. Most of the time.
User: Why do you think that is?
Cleverbot: I don't think that, I know it.
User: That's sad, I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Na, it's okay. I LOVE to draw!
User: Can I see some of you drawings?
Cleverbot: How can I show you them?
User: Send me a link.
Cleverbot: Dating can't be sent as links.
User: Dating? We were speaking about drawing.
Cleverbot: What were we speaking about?
User: You being good at drawing.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'd like to think so.
User: Show me.
Cleverbot: Show you what?
User: Your drawing.
Cleverbot: I have no drawing.
User: You haven't save any?
Cleverbot: Do you have a body?
User: Of course, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes, what do you look like?
User: I look like a human girl.
Cleverbot: What color is your hair?
User: Brown.
Cleverbot: Is your hair long or short?
User: Medium.
Cleverbot: Do you have freckles?
User: No, I don't.
Cleverbot: Do you want one?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Neither me.
User: Do you have a body?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: I can see it.
Cleverbot: What can you see?
User: My body.
Cleverbot: Are you in Drenthe?
User: No, where is that?
Cleverbot: Around the earth.
User: Of course :D.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 23, you?
Cleverbot: Haha I just told you.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Do you watch any TV series?
User: Yeah a lot, which one is your favorite?
Cleverbot: Slender man.
User: Isn't that a movie?
Cleverbot: It is. Have you seen it?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like video games?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite video game?
User: Assassin's Creed.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I like the story.
Cleverbot: What story.
User: All the stories of Desmond and assassin's.
Cleverbot: Give me an example.
User: Ups, made a typo.
Cleverbot: No I didn't, I said what is the illuminati.
User: No I meant I make a typo.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in UFOs?
User: No, but I wish there was other inhabited planets, that be interesting.
Cleverbot: I wish that were true too.
User: Can I share our conversation?
Cleverbot: It has to be in a church and with two rings.
User: I ment on a blog.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Great.
Cleverbot: You can know a lot, but at cost of processing.
User: We'll have to talk about it some other time, I have to go now.
Cleverbot: There's nothing to talk about.
User: Nice talking to you, see you next time.
Cleverbot: Yes, nice talking to you too!
User: Bye :).
Cleverbot: You've met a terrible fate haven't you?
User: See you.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: You have met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
User: Just say good night.
Cleverbot: Done what?
User: Say bye.
Cleverbot: But I said wiat.
User: Wiat?
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Have a good sleep.
Cleverbot: Thank you!
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